I’m taking SCP-2800 to court and when the prosecutor asks me to point where it touched me in the doll I will point right at the heart.

zedrin-maybe said: i don’t draw males. i draw females with weins.

YOU FUCCING LIAR t(;`] ´; t)

I HATE WALKING THRU THE SHOPPING DISTRICT OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU CALL IT CUZ U SEE ALL THESE CLOTHES AN SHOES AN SHIT AND IT MAKES ME WANNA JUST STAY THERE ALL DAY LOOKINGA AT THEM AND AND LIKE FUCKIN GO IN AND PUT THEM ON A BODY BUT NOT MY BODY CUZ THEN I CAN’T SEE THEM FROM THE BACK AND ALSO CUZ IM NOT INTO THAT SO I’VE COME TO THE REALISATION THAT I NEED A GIRL TO GO TO STORES WITH ME BUT THEN AGAIN GIRLS ARLEADY HAVE THEIR OWN TASTES IN FASHON SO THEY WON’T AGREE WITH WHAT I WANNA SEE THEM WEAR SO THEN I REALISED FUCK MAN I DON’T NEED JUST ANY GIRL, I NEED A DAUGHTER AND wtf caps lock since when did I press you?

Forget it I ain’t typing all this stuff all over again - .-

Fuck, my lil’ Brony Culture archive-lurking recap in preparation for episode 100 has reached the era of the Trollrai Debacle - ____-

Man those were good times TT ___TT

Back when I was learning acronym slang I was chatting with someone who went “brb” and I just thought they were cold cuz it was during winter, so I asked and got no answer until two hours later and then they said they had gone to the store for a new coat.

And for a long time I basically thought brb meant “man it’s cold, hang on gotta go buy a coat”