Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
wise guy: ey you know tommy giovanni? word on the street is he got past the sad panda
slightly older wise guy: no fuckin shit, eh? always knew that kid got smarts
(via mrs-zuipperpips)
everytime we touch
did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words
can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real
(Source: louisharry, via inuleeli)
Can you imagine being a weirdo who speaks with funny words? HAHH! :y
In other news, the news.
Do you ever just remember that one time video games turned you into a horrible human being?
“Come on, render already. I got shitposts to make.”
A lil’ sumfin for @chefpyro, birthday girl extraordinaire - 3-
It’s still the 21st on here, so I’m technically in time, the best kind of in time ù 3ú
whoashit, i wasnt expecting this
it looks rad as heck, brahhhhhhhhhhhhhidontknowhowtoexpressgratituuuuude
Know what? Let’s add an extra transparent version cuz why the hell not - 3-
Now with 80% more boob shading - .-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…. why is it have a bra on? oh god hooters jokes are coming e_e
cute date idea
we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection
But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.
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