conspicuouslad:

abrightmoon:

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

• get out
• fuck you
• shut the fuck up
• oh my god why
• you need to stop
• you’re not funny
• that was terrible

• are you proud of that

“There’s thirty seconds I’ll never get back.”

“Hey pussy lips, go fuck yourself”

(via conspicuouslad)