conspicuouslad:

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

Yeah but remember when part of a stadium of spectators got deep fried and then immediately sold as fish sticks?
Or the fact that the most popular food is Krabby Patties.
Canabalism is nothing new here, is what I’m saying.

I’m blaming false advertising on this, since that fuckin jelly bean never actually sells chum by the bucket.

(via conspicuouslad)