• east coasters:i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters:i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners:I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Floridians:It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.