Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light
When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
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Ya’ll need Jesus.
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You don’t take engagement rings off dipshit
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Or since you have a degree in chemistry, why not an allotrope of carbon that’s actually highly valuable, like...
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