Anonymous
asked:
you suck at haiku
answered:

Well excuse me, sir

I’ll try harder next time, yes?

Please go fuck yourself

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Like white snow on the roofs,

Blooming flowers follow, next

Sick burns of summer.

lizzymodblog

Hold on there, Shakespeare

What the fuck was that you said?

Talk some sense, dumbass

conspicuouslad

It’s really simple

it’s a compliment that says

"Wicked sick burns yo"

lizzymodblog

Okay, really now?

You guys are just showing off

This is bullshit, man

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We’re poetic mofos.

And competitive mofos.

You were asking for it.