*at a Chinese all you can eat for a friends birthday*
*Chinese waitress takes empty plate* Boyfriend: “she’s going to the kitchen, think I can get another plate before she comes back?”
Me: “yeah, probably”
*chinese waitress exits kitchen immediately after having gone in*
Me: “maybe not”
Boyfriend: “….. That’s a different woman you racist”
You’re a terrible person.
Pipu is horrible pass it on :V