*at a Chinese all you can eat for a friends birthday*

not-reality:

ppdk:

*Chinese waitress takes empty plate* Boyfriend: “she’s going to the kitchen, think I can get another plate before she comes back?”
Me: “yeah, probably”
*chinese waitress exits kitchen immediately after having gone in*
Me: “maybe not”
Boyfriend: “….. That’s a different woman you racist”

You’re a terrible person.

Pipu is horrible pass it on :V

(via nephrited)