the question remains, how deep is that cup? 3 inches? 8 inches? 20 feet? 8 miles? if you lower a microphone down to the bottom, will you hear the screams of the damned, afraid, pained, but also confused by the presence of a microphone covered in ice cream? if you analyze the screams, will they turn out to be identical to a short audio clip from the 1972 Italian low-budget horror movie Baron Blood, but have the Weekly World News insist that it’s real anyway?