lilboulder:

My pony is now secretly a part-time bandit cuz I wanted her to be

Her alias is the Kiwi Bandit (or just Kiwi) and she paints over her cutie mark and tries to be cool. but really she’s not good at her ‘job’ at all and she’s a terrible criminal but gosh dang it she tries to be intimidating

Guard ponies don’t take her seriously so her threats are hardly regarded as valid and they never consider her dangerous so they leave her be when she tries to do something that she inevitably messes up anyway

I really wanna make a blog about her but I barely update the other three I have sooooo yeah probably not the best idea

Punk horse!!

…or hooligan, who knows - .-