Gearholder — Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

"Stealth camouflage?!"

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"Worthless fossil!"

"My sword is a tool of justice"

"We’ve managed to avoid drowning"

"A dud!?"

Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Now I’ll show you why they call me “Revolver”