Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

pembrokewkorgi:

enterpraiz:

captainanaugi:

theshiningd2:

pewpuupalace:

sparkleee-sprinkle:

“Stealth camouflage?!”

“Worthless fossil!”

“My sword is a tool of justice”

“We’ve managed to avoid drowning”

“A dud!?”

Snake! SNAKE!  SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Now I’ll show you why they call me “Revolver”

(via pembrokewkorgi)

Ocelot
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