Describe your penis using a Metal Gear quote:

enterpraiz:
captainanaugi:
theshiningd2:
pewpuupalace:
sparkleee-sprinkle:
“Stealth camouflage?!”
“Worthless fossil!”
“My sword is a tool of justice”
“We’ve managed to avoid drowning”
“A dud!?”
Snake! SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!

Now I’ll show you why they call me “Revolver”

(via pembrokewkorgi)

Ocelot

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“I’m you. I’m your shadow!”
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