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lizzymodblog:

Everyday, stand in front of the mirror, nude. Keep standing there, checking yourself out, until you’re fully convinced you’re a hot piece of ass.

Pro-tip: Stop if you start feeling aroused instead of confident. It leads to terrible things you have to explain if you get caught.

Pro-pro-tip: If you start feeling aroused instead of confident, keep going as hard as you can. You will reach a singularity and become a god.

But you still got to explain it to people damnit (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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