facts-i-just-made-up:

hashingtoelesslancers:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would like to apologize for its recent publicity stunt in which 400 acres of the Amazon were bulldozed in order to write an ironic, humorous fake factoid about deforestation.

Unlike the recent computer generated stunt by Paddy Power, FIJMU wanted to present authenticity by actually demolishing our diminishing natural resources and knowingly displaced over 50,000 animals and 2 native tribes, and approximately 70 tons of non-biodegradable waste was produced and distributed into the jungle. 7 nature preservation engineers were also killed, just for the hell of it.

We realize now that this was a mistake, and like B.P. before us have made amends with a $20 donation to Goodwill of Michigan.

I wonder how much bullshit this account is going to get for this…..

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