marauders4evr:

white-fang-adam:

Can we just have every superhero react like that?

“A spider bite… gave me abs…?”

“Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?”

“Fighting for freedom… gave me abs?”

“Nah son, it was all in a siringe.”

(via nomiros-deactivated20190302)