I AM A SUPER SOLDIER FROM THE 1940S OH NO

spider-man

I’m Moses

I am sorry fellows I am moving to Africa to get buff, speak gorilla, and swing on vines while throatily yodeling

Get outta my way I’m a goddamn digiwarrior with a lightbike

This is what I get for watching a comedy lastnight. Thanks internet.

I’m apparently the Guardian of Fun, protector of children, and bringer of snow days…

….im a cat in a musical….

Uh… Which one is the protagonist in Rat Race?
I’m going to go with the narcoleptic.

Jedi