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-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

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freedom would never knock

freedom rings

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And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

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If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

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eagle sold separately  

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*Some restrictions apply.

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batteries not included

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symptoms such as death have been known to occur

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Do not take freedom if you are pregnant or may become pregnant, as this can cause serious heart and liver problems.