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jonny5fefrenzy:

-knock knock.

—who’s there?

-freedom.

freedom would never knock

freedom rings

And if it takes longer than 30 minutes, your freedom is free.

If you experience freedom lasting four hours or more, contact your physician immediately.

eagle sold separately  

*Some restrictions apply.

batteries not included

symptoms such as death have been known to occur

Do not take freedom if you are pregnant or may become pregnant, as this can cause serious heart and liver problems.

(via little-innsmouth-inn)