I have a magnificent penis
And hair on my balls
Is that sound a sarubobo?
No! It is the ninjas!

Hey hey let’s go! Get in a fight
I’ll protect the things that are important to me: my balls
I am to blame, so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love! Let’s fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It’s hard to make sense of
The English is all messed up
That’s okay, we do it all the time!

Hey hey let’s go! Get in a fight
I’ll protect the things that are important to me: my balls
I am to blame, so let’s fighting!
Let’s fighting love! Let’s fighting love!