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HOBBS WHY
Hobbs, if you don’t stop pestering my wife with your (admittedly hilarious) euphemistic sexual advances, I will be forced to engage in a physical altercation with you!
…I will almost certainly lose, since I have no fighting experience or will to hurt another living thing, but I will probably definitely work up the courage to hit you once before running away. Is that a risk you really want to take?! Huh, punk?!
“Your” wife? Them’s fighting words there, bud.
Ill see you at the schoolhouse statue 3o’clock sharp and well settle this like gentlemen.
In the meantime i have a rump to hump.
Fight of the century y'all
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What is even happening Why is this my life
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Fight of the century y'all
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“Your” wife? Them’s fighting words there, bud.Ill see you at the schoolhouse statue 3o'clock sharp and well settle this...
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