cwiiis: when i grow up i want to be somasis

somasis:

Brendan, let me show you something, alright? Maybe this will give you a little incentive.

Look at my arm right there. See that? I got that when I was eighteen years old. I’ll tell you something, I regret it. This tattoo don’t come off.

I have a tattoo of a cow’s head because I loved that cheese, then. So I go in there (I’m a little drunk), and I say, “Give me the cow head from that cheese, I love that cheese.” I have a cow, a cheese cow on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo. That’s what I’m tellin’ you. Play soccer.

Brendan, take a look at my chest. Look at this. You know what this is right here? That’s the woman from Chiquita banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I’m an idiot. I got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market, because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me. Alright? Now you go out there, and play great.