Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

There’s a story about a “fictional” character who once after getting a portrait of himself done, made a swear to the heavens, cursing life for letting time corrode the beauty that was bestowed upon himself, and from that point on never aged, as the portrait did it for him.

Sometime later he confided his story to a close accquitance,  a wilde mind by the name of Oscar.

(via budaclees)