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#3

If you were to rotate that at the speed of light then you could run around it in the opposite direction to travel back/forward in time

A) It stays still unless an external force moves it.

B) The orange portal disappears the momment you move the surface frontwards, while the blue portal becomes an oval smudge on the floor. In this case, the disappearance causes the pole to be cut where it crosses beetween portals, while the surface keeps falling. If it leans it falls. If not, it keeps the falling surface from falling, stacking it.

C) Again, the pole gets cut clean where the orange portal was. Then it falls into the blue portal, and comes out sideways from the orange one on the wall.

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