Haha what

I want to open a restaurant called “Dumb Raising Cane’s Chicken” now

I keep seeing this on my Dash, and honestly I hate it. It is the most uncreative, laziest attempt to grab at fame by riding on a celebrity’s coattails.
If you’re going to claim parody you should at least actually lampoon them. Starbucks has enough ridiculous policies that this wouldn’t be hard.
Drink sizes? “Tall, Taller, and Tallest.” Gallon sized take-out? “Tallerest.”
Flavors? Different variations of “Over priced regular with chocolate.”