feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

apocalypseawake:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

• Water, 35 litres
• Carbon, 20 kilograms
• Ammonia, 4 litres
• Lime, 1.5 kilograms
• Phosphorus, 800 grams
• Salt, 250 grams
• Saltpeter, 100 grams
• Sulfur, 80 grams
• Fluorine, 7.5 grams
• Iron, 5 grams
• Silicon, 3 grams
• Trace amounts of 15 other elements

I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

Y'know, this post fails to consider that girls with automail limbs wouldn’t have the same measures >:/

(via alexmichanikos-deactivated20181)