sushinfood:
“ Anyone remember the time DAD just picked up a 700-1000 POUND SAFE like it was almost nothing. I mean, he’s straining in this shot, but he’s still HOLDING UP A SAFE THAT COULD WEIGH ANYWHERE FROM 700 TO 1000 POUNDS. THAT IMP IS...

sushinfood:

Anyone remember the time DAD just picked up a 700-1000 POUND SAFE like it was almost nothing. I mean, he’s straining in this shot, but he’s still HOLDING UP A SAFE THAT COULD WEIGH ANYWHERE FROM 700 TO 1000 POUNDS. THAT IMP IS FRIGHTENED FOR A REASON. DAD WAS INSANE.

Well how else did you expect him to put those notes for John under stuff?

(via budaclees)