chocolatepony: What do you recommend I cook today? Something small but big and filling? I might get steak, not sure.

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JUST BECAUSE I’M A COOK DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN ASK ME FOR FUCKING RECIPES

BUY A COOKING BOOK FOR GODSAKE

I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO

I feel like you should make a fondue for this.

And you’ll melt the chocolate with the heat of your fury >:Y