you will listen to my song and you will like it

You best be wearing a poncho if you’re gonna sing that ._.

but ponchos are so fucking tacky

And so are chef hats but nobody’s complaining well I am now but I wasn’t before so shut up t(-.- t)

Now you listen here, faggot. Toques are not tacky; they are the embodiment of professionalism and class when it comes to the culinary arts. You know nothing about being a chef. Toques are quite literally the  most classy thing ever and deep inside you know it and you wish you could have a toque and wear it just like me.