HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN
1. OWN A TABLET PEN
2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS
3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I used to be so good at magic that I didn’t even need to put the pen down
This is me and my glasses.
“Wait gotta hang up, I can’t find my phone so I’ll use my phone to call it…”