conspicuouslad:

bloominrose:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

I used to be so good at magic that I didn’t even need to put the pen down

This is me and my glasses.

“Wait gotta hang up, I can’t find my phone so I’ll use my phone to call it…”

(via conspicuouslad)