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♀: “Were you raised on a barn or something? Is this how you welcome all your customers?”

ᴆ: “What? No I… You were just so angry and…”

♀: “OF COURSE IM ANGRY, THIS FREAKING TRIP ISN’T A WALK ON THE PARK AND YOU DAMNED WELL KNOW IT, NOW SHUT UP AND GET ME A DRINK.”

ᴆ: “B-but I can’t do that, it’s still too early to sell…”

♀: è_é

ᴆ: “One desert special coming right up.”

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