i’m gonna fuckin die anyway i aint scared bring me a dozen dicks ill suck all 12 at the same time while i bitch slap the grim reaper and call him a pussy

nononononnonononono; the worry for me here is that this is saying sperm is a cancirogen? or is it the penis skin? That kinda seems fuckin worse .-.

Is that what messes up the prostate? would continuous bukake cause an affliction to the skin?

I need a fuckin med student or something here, come on I’m on the verge of flipping the fuck out ._.

Science time!!

This article summarizes the study conducted by Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center.

To summarize it further: DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT!!

The specific type of throat cancer this is referencing is caused by the HPV (Human Papillomavirus, of which there are also several types). This virus behaves like any other run-of-the-mill STD, however “most” HPV infections pass without symptoms. And only a more serious reaction to infection has been shown to increase one’s chances of contracting cancer. This goes for “both fellatio and cunnilingus.” 

So basically, if you engage in oral sex with “multiple” partners, there’s a chance that there’s a chance that you’ll get cancer (yes I said that right). Don’t blow anyone who’s sick and you’re golden!