1. I don’t remeber thefirst time -_-
But it was Mulan, in case you wonder. 

5. 2 years ago. They dunked me so hard in the cake I had strawberry up my nostrills for 2 days -_-
Afterwards we played vidyas all noon. That’s my best birthday. And that’s kinda sad “orz

8. Mi sangre de bronze TTuTT
…that-that’s poetic slag for "bein’ messican” -.-

22. I don’t fear outcomes, I hate situations .-.
“Idiocracy” is the closest thing that resembles an answer to this .-.

36. NO, SCREW YOU t(è_é t)