putuksstuff: Nonono! You need to end your line on something that rhymes with "hell". You're terrible at this!

putuksstuff:

lizzymodblog:

putuksstuff:

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Roses are red, flowers are blue.

I’m not good at rhyming. Fuck you.

Roses are red and it’s violets that are blue!

Everything you can do, I can do too!

Except everything I do is done with prestige,

and since I’m so good at it, just call me “my liege”.

shut up or i’m not gonna bang you tonight

Looks like I just triggered a hate-flirt spree

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