Back when I was a lil’ wee lad I used to hang out with the girls, because fuckdamn, the guys were DUMB and LAME -.-

This was widely regarded as unnatural since swag hadn’t been invented yet and many jelly bastards treated me like the head of a harem or some shit because whatever girl was with me the most each day would get the “oooh, you have a girlfried, you have a girlfriend”. Out of these times one was actually convinced… or very angry, so she just took my hand an kissed my cheek (we were like 9, what where you expecting?)

Everyone watching shut up for a moment then broke into laughter “orz