beheeyem:

beheeyem:

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES*Β 

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(via not-the-conversation-starter)