Excuse you, how is this useless?

And can you share your secret?

Well… I suppose it’s not completely useless. It does come in handy quite often.

Spending 24 years training your athleticism in every way possible tends to make one… remarkably flexible.

Of course it’s useful, any chef worth their salt always rectifies the seasoning before serving the dish.

Goddamnit i don’t have all that time at hand “orz

Well. Sucks to be you! Should have thought of that 24 years ago!