thoughtmonger
asked:
Any useless skills you've gained over the years?
answered:

I can bend till I can lick my own vagina.

gearholder

Excuse you, how is this useless?

And can you share your secret?

lizzymodblog


Well… I suppose it’s not completely useless. It does come in handy quite often.

Spending 24 years training your athleticism in every way possible tends to make one… remarkably flexible.

gearholder

Of course it’s useful, any chef worth their salt always rectifies the seasoning before serving the dish.

Goddamnit i don’t have all that time at hand “orz

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