The First And True Language Of America (via notalwaysright.com)

• GROCERY STORE | SANTA FE, NM, USA |
• (I’m waiting in line behind a woman speaking on her cellphone in another language. Ahead of her is a white man. After the woman hangs up, he speaks up.)
• Man:“I didn’t want to say anything while you were on the phone, but you’re in America now. You need to speak English.”
• Woman:“Excuse me?”
• Man:*very slow* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.”
• Woman:“Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”