TG: that shits hella weird man
TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog
TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold
TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green
TG: it knows its special
TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face
TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes
TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time
TG: shits odd bro
TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe
every other Dave on MSPARP:
TG: cool frog man
When you think about it Dave’s Texan as all fucks for making all these nonsequitur metaphores like there’s no tomorrow showing it’s dumb baby face on the horizon.
I don’t care if he doesn’t have the accent, the fact that he can throw all these godamned ‘phores off the tip of his tounge and go on for pages upon pages with them shows how much of a 10galloner he really is ._.