sleepywarlord:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a metric fuckton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as fuck or something like damn

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

Where do you keep your bananas?

(via der-stein)