cedricfindsthatamusing:

mario-l:

OMG you guys what if Waternoose had his heart broken by a child a long time ago and that’s why he’s so violently opposed to letting the other monsters get to know kids?! Actually this would explain the entire monster reality because they have entire government agencies devoted to keeping the kids out! Someone at the top of all of this knows that kids are actually really lovable but monsters can never befriend them because adults would hunt them all down and kill them. The scare tactics used in this movie were for the monsters own good, but not for their physical health, for their hearts!

You little shit.

Monster Hitler did nothing wrong :V

(via the-one-they-call-buttface)