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Imagine if phones had dicks on them and you listened through them by sticking the dick in your ear

geradex:

zedrin-stormshock:

just imagine it okay

Just imagine how you would talk on the phone though.

It does not have to posses phallic denotations, but the concept of inserting piece A in slot B for auditive artifacts is pretty much already real, I reckon.

(Source: zedrin-maybe, via geradex)

28 notes6 years ago
  1. swiftyuki said: And then the person speaking gets excited. Then what.
  2. thatamericanslacker reblogged this from memj0123 and added:
    Showed this to my friend and he went WTF. I found it hilarious.
  3. gearholder reblogged this from geradex and added:
    It does not have to posses phallic denotations, but the concept of inserting piece A in slot B for auditive artifacts is...
  4. geradex reblogged this from zedrin-maybe and added:
    Just imagine how you would talk on the phone though.
  5. memj0123 reblogged this from zedrin-maybe and added:
    I uh- … You should patent that idea, Zed, it would sell well.
  6. heylasfas said: this is how phones work normally, zedrin
  7. marbleyarns said: isn’t that like what earbuds are
  8. dr3am-p said: Go home Zed, you’re drunk.
  9. saber153 said: … What happens when your done your call?
  10. mr-nohbdy said: I think you’ve had enough
  11. shirohomura said: Do you need an intervention
  12. kyuurin-gryphon said: zed r u ok
  13. zf777 said: Zed. It is time to go to bed.
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