ursamod

GG, you showed that hussy, Erthilo!

not-reality

Shift pulls the best faces.

Questions arise:

  1. Who was Shift Key talking to as a “Honey” when he got home, if I wasn’t supposed to be there? MYSTERIOUS PAIRING? MARBLE?!
  2. HOW COULD YOU REJECT THIS. THIS?! 
gearholder

1. Probably a milf of some sort

2. You’re not a milf of any sort