not-reality:

ursamod:

GG, you showed that hussy, Erthilo!

Shift pulls the best faces.

Questions arise:

1. Who was Shift Key talking to as a “Honey” when he got home, if I wasn’t supposed to be there? MYSTERIOUS PAIRING? MARBLE?!
2. HOW COULD YOU REJECT THIS. THIS?! 

1. Probably a milf of some sort

2. You’re not a milf of any sort

(Source: ponyway, via nephritedblog)