animal cells be like hohohohohohohohoooo look at me i am squishy and can cause cancer and the researchers poke me and see how i squish and then go on for 40 pages about how amazing my mechanical strength and rigor is while simultaneously talking about how fragile plants are in comparison even though a bullet would kill me instantly but hohhooh i have body heat and clearly defined organs who’s individual failure could mean death for the organism as a whole….hohohohhoghogoh i eat and dump waste into the bloodstream and am absolutely insufferable about my range of motion

how do you maintain homeostasis with all that salt in your system?