normal-horoscopes:

peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:

normal-horoscopes:

buncheeks:

hey tumblr witches can one of yall teach me to cast fireball so i can kill my boss

DISSOLVE SOME STYROFOAM IN GASOLINE IT MAKES NAPALM

Now hold on, isn’t that more science than magic? Or is there a lesson you’re trying to teach here about the two?

POTION OF EXPLODE YOUR BOSS

(via not-the-conversation-starter)