Live and Love under Patooties' peculiar light

v1als:

v1als:

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

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then fuck the ghost you cowards

(via not-the-conversation-starter)

ghosts tho >_> -`//w//´-
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