mantoniospam:

I want to eat healthy food, but not, like, what pop-culture tells us healthy food is.

I want to eat healthy food like the food in Monster Hunter.

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YOU GOT YOUR PROTEIN. YOU GOT YOUR FIBRE. YOU GOT YOUR FRUIT AND VEG. YOU GOT A LITTLE BIT OF FAT FOR SATIETY. FIBRE OUT THE ASS. ALL NATURAL. ALL COOKED FRESH. MAXIMUM GAINS. SUPLEX A DINOSAUR.

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